Comments on: Day 4 Cartoon [Christmas in June Giveaway]

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:20:20 +0000

My favorite caption is the one from Murray: "So would this be under F for fire, C for combustion or S for we’re screwed?"

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:19:17 +0000

Murray, your caption was my favorite, so you win the contest today. Thanks for participating.

By: michel

michel — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:22:46 +0000

There is some problem in the helipad and he tried to correct it by going through his user manual.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:31:40 +0000

Who won this one?

By: Doreen

Doreen — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:30:45 +0000

I found it: “selective inattention – Definition: state of attentiveness in which one ignores or avoids perceiving something which creates anxiety.”

By: Daniel

Daniel — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:04:53 +0000

“To save the trees, you’ll be glad to know that this handbook is printed on acid-free, recycled pulp. This handbook has been the standard insert on all our helicopters since Bob’s first, proud single-sourcing summer of 76. Last updated: June 1978.”

“You’ll be glad to know that the rest of the pages of this book are blank for customer’s notes.”

“Because at Acme, flight is an adventure into the unknown.”

By: Harry Crick

Harry Crick — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:02:08 +0000

I’m not sure where to look! This is the first time I’ve tried to open the manual! Who reads this stuff anyway?

By: CB

CB — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:14:54 +0000

It says here, “In case of fire, throw a bucket of water on it.”

By: Craig

Craig — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:13:05 +0000

This must be the wrong manual. Under “Fire” it says: Push red button to launch rockets.

By: Sean Ercanbrack

Sean Ercanbrack — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:04:50 +0000

The manual says, “…should the product malfunction within the stipulated amount of time after the purchase, they’ll provide you with a replacement, repair, or refund.” Everything’s fine!